Happy New Year!!!

This year I intend to re-group, re-think, re-imagine, and most importantly re-invent.  Talk is cheap! Thus, I'm just going to work on me. Others will only know what I am doing once it is done. I certainly believe that given the opportunity people will try to drag you down (like crabs in a barrel)... even if not consciously. 

The power of the mind is a great force. It is essential to free yourself of toxicity which may come in the form of friends, family, foes, or those unknown. Oprah says it best..."Surround yourself with people who can lift you higher."

We only have one life to live, so live out loud. Live your life for you and no one else. Allowing others to influence the way we live our lives will render us powerless.

"They can say, anything they want to say. Try to bring me down, but I will not allow anyone to succeed hanging clouds over me... I refuse to falter in what I believe or lose faith in my dreams" ~ Mariah Carey

The following song is going to serve as my theme for this new year and new decade:

"Free your mind and the rest will follow" ~ En Vogue

Uggs are UggLY!

Anyone who knows me... knows that I cannot stand the "Classic" Uggs. There is absolutely nothing attractive about that boot. For those of you who are fellow New Yorkers, you probably know that young girls from Long Island tend to gravitate towards these hideous fashion faux-pas.

Birds of a feather... flock together!

(Photo courtesy of Street Correspondent, Kerri K.)

What is the fascination with these boots? Why do people spend upwards of $200 for a pair? Those of you who swear by them will attest to their comfort and warmth as the reason for donning them in the streets. Well, I think there are some subconscious reasons that you've yet to consider, after all I've seen girls wear them with skirts in 70F degree weather.

The sheepskin provides warmth and comfort while preventing moisture (NOT WATERPROOF); However, I believe those are secondary reasons. This is a style conscious world we live in... and for those who aren't conscious?... They get featured on my blog!

I believe that some advantageous Hollywood starlet, dared to be different by purchasing these boots before they gained any popularity. She was likely photographed and featured in various tabloids and then... a TREND was born. Eventually as the trend began to wane with the "Who's Who?" of the entertainment industry, the UGGs phenomena trickled down to the average folk... and they just won't let it go.

I've said it before and I will say it again... Uggs make your feet look like that of Chewbacca or a Sasquatch. Even worse, after awhile they become broken-in, taking on the form of your foot. This along with water, dirt, and salt stains make for one helluva site for sore eyes. The larger the persons feet... the worse they look.

Aside from the fact that they are not visually appealing; in my opinion... The "classic" Uggs tend to shorten the leg while adding bulk. What does this mean? They make you look shorter and wider.

Ugg Australia offers a wide variety of alternatives on their website. Ladies, consider the Classic Argyle, Cardy, or the Lo Pro Drawstring from their knitted collection. If you interested in leather, take a look at the "Roseberry" boot in their Fashion collection. These are a more fresh and fashionable alternative to the classic boot. There is a slew of other boots, shoes, etc. to choose from.

Gentlemen... I never want to see any of my fellow brethren sporting a pair of Classic Uggs.

For those of you who would rather die than go without your Classic Uggs. I implore you... please do not try to glam these boots up. Just wear them for their functionality and warmth. Most importantly, think twice before wearing them with spandex/leggings or a skirt.

P.S. The "Ultra Tall/Short" boots are almost as bad as the Classic.

*Many thanks to Kerri K., Cense & Censibility Street Correspondent for the photo contribution.

You can join the Censibility team by sending in photos of fashion wrecks etc. to CENSIBILITY@GMAIL.COM

*Feel free to post your comments below.

Merry Christmas to all of my readers.

The following is probably my favorite Christmas carol and probably the two BEST renditions I have ever heard. So in the spirit of the holiday, I would like to share both of them with you.  The song is O' Holy Night and the following are two distinctly different performances by two of the greatest living singers/divas of all time.

O' Holy Night ~ Patti LaBelle *sung live and primarily acapella (Album: The Best of Patti LaBelle, The Christmas Collection)


O' Holy Night ~ Celine Dion *sung live (Album: These Are Special Times)


I hope you enjoyed! Again, Merry Christmas to you and all of yours and best wishes for a Happy New Year.

La Isla Bonita - Madonna

What's New with Lady Gaga?

Girls just wanna have fun... Pop singers, Cyndi Lauper and Lady Gaga teamed up as the new spokespersons for MAC’s AIDS Fund along with their Spring 2010 “Viva Glam” ad campaign.

While the photo certainly captures Lauper’s wacky personality, Gaga actually appears to be more of a “lady” rather than just gaga. Soft pinks and a demure pose? It’s a vast difference from her normal Satan’s mistress look.

Side note: I’m sure this picture has been photoshopped, but for a 56 year-old woman, Cyndi looks fantastic… She is certainly giving Lady Gaga's youthful, 23 year-old curves a run for the money.

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Woody Wood Pecker! Why Do We Care About Tiger Woods?

There is currently a massive amount of hoopla surrounding Tiger Woods. The man known for putting the mundane sport of golf (if you will) on the map is now the center of controversy. What started out as a car accident has manifested into sex, lies, and possibly videotape. Honestly speaking, I really haven’t been following the details, because Tiger Woods has always been a drab figure in the world of entertainment. Even allegations of drug and sexual addiction aren’t enough to spruce up that hum drum character.

The only reason everyone is so interested in this “scandal” is because he was seemingly the quintessential family man… a golden boy. News flash people!!! Before anything else, he is first a man. Let’s face it… with all of that money; he is bound to be a conquest for many jezebels.

This appears to be nothing more than a modern day witch hunt and the media will not be satisfied until Woods’ name has been dragged through the mud. Sorry Tiger, but the price of fame is a real BITCH. I personally couldn’t care which forest… Tiger chooses to lay his wood in; I'm just sick of hearing about him. Though I would love to know if his wife is going to hang in there or will she cash out. I say she may as well go ahead and take him to the cleaners, it's likely the main reason she snagged him in the first place.

What's your point of view? Feel free to leave a comment.

67th Golden Globe Nominations

It's that time again ladies and gents... Nominations have been announced for the 67th Annual Golden Globe Awards. I must say, I am rather excited about the possibilities. While I haven't seen all of the nominated films/shows/performances, the competition appears to be pretty stiff. Good Luck to all of the nominees. The Golden Globe Awards will air live on Sunday, January 17, 2010 at 5 PM PST and 8PM EST.

* Be sure to comment below on your picks for the best.

Take a look at some of the categories (click on film/show for trailers etc.):

Best Motion Picture - Drama
Avatar
The Hurt Locker
Inglourious Basterds
Precious: Based On The Novel Push By Sapphire
Up In The Air

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture - Drama
Emily Blunt – The Young Victoria
Sandra Bullock – The Blind Side
Helen Mirren – The Last Station
Carey Mulligan – An Education
Gabourey Sidibe – Precious: Based On The Novel Push By Sapphire

I feel this category will be the toughest. Newcomer Gabourey Sidibe is up against seasoned vets, especially Helen Mirren. Will her raw emotional role win her a Golden Globe in one of the most coveted categories? Perhaps Sandra Bullock will steal it for her very much talked about performance in The Blind Side. Who knows? I can't even begin to guess in this category, but it'll likely be between Emily, Sandra, Helen and Gabourey.

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture - Drama
Jeff Bridges – Crazy Heart
George Clooney – Up In The Air
Colin Firth – A Single Man
Morgan Freeman – Invictus
Tobey Maguire – Brothers

Okay, I predict Mr. Freeman will take the award home for this category.

Best Motion Picture - Musical Or Comedy
(500) Days Of Summer
The Hangover
It's Complicated
Julie & Julia
Nine

I think this one is going to be a no-brainer... Although it has yet to open, Nine is sure to grasp this award. I am anxiously awaiting to see this movie.

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy
Sandra Bullock – The Proposal
Marion Cotillard – Nine
Julia Roberts – Duplicity
Meryl Streep – It's Complicated
Meryl Streep – Julie & Julia

Come on people... nice line up, but Meryl is nominated twice... the woman is phenomenal. Ms. Streep, get ready to give another acceptance speech.

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture - Musical Or Comedy
Matt Damon – The Informant!
Daniel Day-Lewis – Nine
Robert Downey Jr. – Sherlock Holmes
Joseph Gordon-Levitt – (500) Days Of Summer
Michael Stuhlbarg – A Serious Man

Best Performance by an Actress In A Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Penélope Cruz – Nine
Vera Farmiga – Up In The Air
Anna Kendrick – Up In The Air
Mo'nique – Precious: Based On The Novel Push By Sapphire
Julianne Moore – A Single Man

Interesting!!! People are raving about Mo'nique's performance in Precious, but I'm not sure if it was riveting enough to snag this award.

Best Performance by an Actor In A Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Matt Damon – Invictus
Woody Harrelson – The Messenger
Christopher Plummer – The Last Station
Stanley Tucci – The Lovely Bones
Christoph Waltz – Inglourious Basterds

Best Animated Feature Film
Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs
Coraline
Fantastic Mr. Fox
The Princess And The Frog
Up

I wonder if Disney's decision to feature an African American princess for a change, will land them this award? Probably so!

Best Director - Motion Picture
Kathryn Bigelow – The Hurt Locker
James Cameron – Avatar
Clint Eastwood – Invictus
Jason Reitman – Up In The Air
Quentin Tarantino – Inglourious Basterds

Best Screenplay - Motion Picture
District 9 - Written by Neill Blomkamp, Terri Tatchell
The Hurt Locker - Written by Mark Boal
Inglourious Basterds - Written by Quentin Tarantino
It's Complicated - Written by Nancy Meyers
Up In The Air - Written by Jason Reitman, Sheldon Turner

Best Television Series - Drama
Big Love (HBO)
Dexter (SHOWTIME)
House (FOX)
Mad Men (AMC)
True Blood (HBO)

Best Performance by an Actress In A Television Series - Drama
Glenn Close – Damages (FX NETWORK)
January Jones – Mad Men (AMC)
Julianna Margulies – The Good Wife (CBS)
Anna Paquin – True Blood (HBO)
Kyra Sedgwick – The Closer (TNT)

Best Performance by an Actor In A Television Series - Drama
Simon Baker – The Mentalist (CBS)
Michael C. Hall – Dexter (SHOWTIME)
Jon Hamm – Mad Men (AMC)
Hugh Laurie – House (FOX)
Bill Paxton – Big Love (HBO)

Best Television Series - Musical Or Comedy
30 Rock (NBC)
Entourage (HBO)
Glee (FOX)
Modern Family (ABC)
The Office (NBC)

Okay! I'm rather sick of 30 Rock taking home all of the awards. My vote is for Glee. Not only is it the only musical in this category, but it really is a great show. It's like a more mature High School Musical. The singing is fantastic and so is the acting. Music, Comedy and Drama... what else could you ask for? The sarcastically witty character, Sue Silvestre, is sure to keep you in stitches.

Well that's all for my pre-awards talk. Post awards wrap will take place on Jan. 18, in which I will discuss the winners/losers and their fashion choices.
Click HERE for the complete list of nominations.

That's What WIGS are for...

While dining alone certainly isn't a crime...Wearing a "bandanna/night scarf" in public, at a restaurant, and matching it to your shirt... is certainly a SIN.

I knew she deserved a citation after using a lottery card to dislodge
the remnants of food between her teeth. Klassy with a K!

*Ladies!!! Listen up! I don't care how nasty the weather is... Please do not leave the house with head-rags or curlers on your head... God forbid both (this woman did).

In doing so... She managed to look like a modern day Mammy (Gone With The Wind)

*Should you capture a picture of a fashion wreck etc... Be an In-Transit Street Correspondent and email the picture to Censibility@gmail.com

"My Name is not Susan"

1990 - Whitney Houston "My Name is Not Susan"

A Tale of Jack...

JACK SPRAT COULD EAT NO FAT...

HIS WIFE?

WELL... SHE COULD EAT NO LEAN!

AND SO BETWEEN THEM BOTH YOU SEE...

THEY LICKED THE PLATTER CLEAN!

Yes! They are in fact a couple... Though he looks severly depressed as he sits there;

I knew for sure they were together when she grabbed the back of his chair and dragged

him next to her.

Adam Lambert Striving for Attention?

Adam Lambert performed his new single "For Your Entertainment" at this year's American Music Awards. First... I wasn't feeling the song at all. It sounded like bad rendition of 80's Rock. I am not even sure why they let this new-jack perform as if he was an established artist... his damn album hadn't even dropped at the time of the awards.

The entire performance was just gaudy. Clearly he planned to be risqué as an attempt to promote himself and his new album.
Dick Clark Productions censored Lambert's performance for LA viewers, and has managed to completely remove all YouTube videos of his performance. I wonder would it have been such a big deal if he had just kissed the guy on stage, rather than simulating sexual acts as well. Who knows? Is it a form of discrimination... certainly. However, I just think all of his attempts to stand out are a bit overboard.

In his interview with Access Hollywood, he speaks about female artists who have pushed the limits of sex... but that is just it.... IT'S BEEN DONE!!! He will never be Madonna and he doesn't possess the true uniqueness of Lady Gaga. He looks like a cheap morphed version of David Bowie, Boy George, and Annie Lenoxx (Eurythmics) combined. I guess he has managed to accomplish what he wanted... as they say, "There is no such thing as bad publicity," but there is an apparent reason why he LOST American Idol, so perhaps his antics will only continue to be counterproductive.

Best 2009 AMA Performance - Janet Jackson

The mark of a true performer... Janet Jackson "Miss Jackson if ya nasty"... is truly a phenomenal entertainer. There are very few artists who have the staying power and the ability to transcend the years like Janet. Everyone in the industry should take note.

When Denim Fails...

Denim usually seems like a safe bet when choosing an outfit for the day. Designer labels such as True Religion, Seven (for all mankind), Rag & Bone, and Citizens of Humanity have really revolutionized the style of denim. However!!! Denim done right... still requires some sort of "Fashion Cense". Whether you're a women's size 2 or 20/men's 30 or 50 there is a flattering pair of jeans out there for you.

With this said, some people tend to go terribly wrong when it comes to denim... let's take a look shall we?

Thanks to Street Correspondent, Kristen... we are now reaching out to new cities. She managed to snap the following shot, "In-Transit" on a city bus in Atlanta, Georgia:

Osh Kosh B'Gosh!!! Why did this man choose to put his big ass in a pair of denim carpenter overalls? Your guess is as good as mine. I'm not even mad that his derriere looks as if someone filled his Hanes with cooked oatmeal... It's the fact that a grown man is wearing overalls and he isn't slashing hay on a farm. Overalls are only cute on toddlers. While they were slightly in style in the 80's/early 90's in the days of Cross Colors, I can assure you... they certainly aren't fashionable today. I mean really... take a good look. The pockets are located on the sides of his cheeks, making his buttocks appear that much larger. Let's not overlook the fact that his ass is snacking on the denim which is causing them to ride up his legs. Sir? SIR!!! This is not the look!

Next! I caught this woman on line in my favorite fast food eatery, Joe's Best Burger:

This woman is quintessentially "pear" shaped. This figure is the result of those that carry the bulk of their weight below the waist, thus resembling a pear. Because of their disproportionate weight, buying clothes that fit properly while flattering their shape can be a real bitch.

Let me tell you where this woman went wrong. First and most important... she should have went up a size. Much like the man on the bus... her ass and inner thighs are swallowing half the denim. This is resulting in an extreme case of "high waters" (pants too short). If she was to walk another city block she would be wearing Capri's. Had she went up one size and chose a thicker denim, this wouldn't have been much of an issue. She likely chose a smaller size because to purchase pants that properly fit her bottom, would likely result in a larger/baggy waist.

Her next major issue is color. She should have opted for a dark wash/indigo denim. This would've been visually slimming, especially if they were lightly distressed in certain key areas.

Last but certainly not least, she never should have worn that jacket. There are two problems with that jacket beyond it's color. First, it sits above her backside. An easy way to minimize would be to have something that sits a little lower (at least at the hip line). Second, that gaudy gold trimming at the bottom of her jacket simply accentuates the size of her buttocks by dissecting and acting as an outline. Instead of the jacket? She should have chosen a flattering blouse/sweater in an eye catching color/print... this matched with dark jeans would've drawn the eyes to her top, thus minimizing her bottom.

As always!!! If you see a hot mess in your travels and manage to snap a shot, please feel free to email them to me at Censibility@gmail.com for my in-depth review.

The Face of Abuse

For those of you who missed the 20/20 Diane Sawyer/Rihanna interview, I have embedded the videos below... Before I discuss my views on abusive relationships, and the Rihanna/Chris Brown fiasco please read the poem below:

A Kind of Love, Some Say

~Maya Angelou

Is it true the ribs can tell
The kick of a beast from a
Lover's fist? The bruised

Bones recorded well
The sudden shock, the

Hard impact. Then swollen lids,

Sorry eyes, spoke not

Of lost romance, but hurt.
Hate often is confused. Its

Limits are in zones beyond itself. And

Sadists will not learn that
Love, by nature, exacts a pain

Unequalled on the rack.

I decided to write about abusive relationships and in particularly post this poem because I feel there are so many women out there that have been victims of domestic violence. One of the very first episodes of Oprah's new season showed a woman who was the recipient of a face transplant after having her face shot off by her husband (Picture: top left). Unrecognizable of her former self, she stated she had thoughts about going back to her husband after her near death experience.

Rihanna (pic: upper-right) revealed during her interview, there had been several instances of abuse prior to the final and very publicized occurrence. If I had to guess, a man will almost never haul off and beat a woman the way Chris Brown did, as a first time occurrence. Abuse tends to start off verbally and gradually increases to various stages of physicality (shove, slap, etc.).

A few weeks ago I conducted a small poll on domestic violence. Of those that responded, approximately 60% had been abused or knew someone who had been a victim of domestic violence.

Sadly, one in every four women will experience domestic violence in her lifetime. While men are occasionally victims, 85% of domestic violence victims are women. However, most cases are never reported to the police. (National Coalition Against Domestic Violence/ncadv.org)

A strong, confident woman is much more likely to rid herself of a toxic situation. The weaker woman is one who almost always has low self-esteem, thus finding herself back in the same situation. In the 20/20 interview, Rihanna touts about her strength to Ms. Sawyer, but I beg to differ. It took "8 or 9 times" for her to escape an abusive relationship. In fact, she didn't initially define the previous occurrences as abuse, being that they weren't as violent. It was almost as if she was still trying to protect him...

Sawyer: "He repeatedly shoved you into a wall."

Rihanna: "No he didn't repeatedly shove me into a wall."

Sawyer: "What happened?"

Rihanna: "He shoved me into the wall."

Regardless to whether it was "repeatedly" or not, you were in fact shoved into a wall... and that is in fact abuse/domestic violence. Three weeks after that violent attack, Rihanna found herself back with Chris Brown. Although it certainly took a lot of strength for her to call it quits, I think the Bajan beauty has a long way to go before she is able to personify a strong, empowered woman. After all, when asked if she could see herself with Chris in the future... she mentioned that she isn't God, thus unable to see into the future.

Finally, we need to stop blaming the victim. With such ignorant comments as, "what did she do to provoke him," it is no wonder as to why this crime often goes unreported. Abuse in any form is about power and in this society that power is undeniably and inherently, male privilege.

The following is the 20/20 video clip.

If you or someone you know is the victim of domestic violence, please call The National Domestic Violence Hotline at 1-800-799-7233span style="font-size:130%;">
*Be sure to leave a comment on your views of domestic violence and the Rihanna interview.

Rico Suave

Please keep in mind that the following pictures were taken on a NYC train in mid-October.

Have you ever? I won't even go in on the woman, who was wearing drawstring Capri's with Ugg-like boots. I want to discuss her boyfriend that she clinched onto as if someone would actually want him.

For a brief few days in October we had mid-sixty degree weather. Why in hell is he wearing a tank top... even worse a damn "wife-beater" outside? I guess I can see why this term, "wife-beater" arose... with men like him wearing them in public.

Here is a silly thought... An undershirt, should probably be worn UNDER your DAMN shirt. The ONLY men that can get away with wearing just a wife-beater are those with chiseled bodies... Not skinny men with child-like bodies, and certainly not men who look as if they're six months pregnant. This man is suffering from a case of "Dunlap." His gut dun-lapped over his damn belt. Another 10 - 20 lbs and he can say "so long" to his anatomy.

Not only was he bold enough to wear a wife-beater outside with a protruding gut, but he paired it with dress slacks and shoes that looked as if they sailed over on the damn Mayflower. I gather he felt that his Rico Suave/South Central look was sharp...

Lastly, he needs to cut off that greasy slicked back pony tail and donate it to Locks of Love.

*If you or someone you know spots a Hot Mess in your travels, feel free to take a picture and email it to me at Censibility@gmail.com I'm always open to new material.

Age Appropriate?

Before you take it off the shelf, ask yourself if the item is appropriate for someone your age. If not... one of two things will happen: Either you'll end up looking much older than your age (which is never a good thing), or you'll look like a an old ass bastard trying to look young.

As always, take a look at the following example:

This man appears to be in his mid to late 30's. However, this gaudy graphic print t-shirt says, "teenager." There are many age appropriate, graphic print tees out there. One store that comes to mind is J.Crew. J.Crew often sells many graphic tees with subtle prints for both men and women.

I usually wouldn't have paid much attention to this man, but the rosary beads around his neck made me dig out the ol' Palm. I was completely awestruck. What kind of tackiness is this? Not only is he trying to use rosary beads as a fashion accessory, but it looks as if he caught them after they were flung off a balcony on Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras... need we ask what he flashed to get them?

The gist of this post? Dress your damn age! If you're a man, dress like one... not a 15 year old boy. You can still be fun and fashionable without looking like an ass.

A SPOTTED Mess!!!

What is the difference between these two photos?

Although the picture on the right was taken in September, it is apparent that he is dressed in costume. However, what is the lady's excuse on the left? The real difference? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!! It's the exact same outfit, except for the fact that the gentleman on the right opted for white faux fur and no jacket.

I'm already not a huge fan of animal prints, because you seldom find a person who knows how to successfully pull it off. You can go from stylish to cheap and tawdry in a New York Minute. Case & Point... this woman is wearing wide leg pants, a knee-length jacket and a damn top hat. She looks a cross between Cruella De'vil and The Mad Hatter. The poor man walking behind her appears to be in a hypnotic trance, induced by leopard overload.

One of my primary issues with animal prints is the fact that it can often come off as whorish. For those packing some serious pounds, it can make you look as if you just escaped from the wild.

Here are some tips ladies... don't purchase any skirts, pants, or leggings (and I'd be very cautious of dresses) in an animal print. Remember less is more!!! For the novice/wanna be fashionista, stick with accessories. A THIN belt, handbag, scarf, maybe a small headband (NO HAT), or a pair of shoes (careful they're tricky - shouldn't be fully printed). Don't go overboard. You surely don't want to throw on all of these items because it will be counterproductive. Leave the bolder pieces such as dresses, jackets and blouses to the pros.

Lastly... for the love of God, don't purchase any animal prints in fun colors i.e. pink, baby blue.

Now take a look at animal print done right:

*Special thanks to street correspondents Holly(leopard lady pic) & Katrise (costume man pic) for their "In-Transit" photo contribution.

The Real MTV VMA of the Year!!!

While checking out music videos on YouTube, I came across a treasure from Lady Gaga. She has an interesting video for her song, "Paparazzi." I am not much of a fan when it comes to music videos, because very few artists rarely step outside of the box and give us something different. Hell, Beyonce won Video of the Year Award for gyrating her hips, thrusting her pelvis and shaking her ass; much like she does in each of her narcissistic videos. Anyway, back on to Gaga...

Sex, fame, revenge, and murder make for one intriguing and visually stimulating video. Take a look:

On it's face, Gaga's video depicts a stalker, vying for the attention of a star, in hopes of latching onto their fame. However, in my opinion, "Paparazzi" (both the video and the lyrics) takes us through a narrative portrayal of the price of fame by illustrating the intrusive and often damaging nature of the media.

Well, done Ms. Gaga. You're crazy as all hell, but you surely demonstrate what artistic expression is all about.

MIGHTY JOE GOLD

In 1988 she co-starred alongside Sigourney Weaver in the touching film, Gorillas in the Mist.

It wasn't until 10 years later that she would reclaim her fame, snagging the lead self-titled role of Mighty Joe Young.

Once again, more than 10 years later, she is returning to the big screen to star in the riveting sequel, Mighty Joe Gold.

A Cense and Censibility Street Correspondent stumbled into Ms. Joe at a local city bus stop and asked for the inside scoop on her upcoming film. Regretfully, Ms. Joe declined to comment. However you're in luck... Street Correspondent, Monica, managed to snap a shot of Mighty Joe as she patiently awaited the bus.

Still sporting her bleached gold locks, Ms. Joe donned a T-Strapped tank, exposing her ample back. The tank's hue blended in wonderfully with her skin tone. Luckily the white lines of distinction didn't cause mayhem with Air Traffic Control.

Because of this audacious look, she was mistaken for the Michelin Man, thus escaping the grasp of poachers.

Special thanks to Monica for the photo of Mighty Joe Gold. You too can be a Censibility Street Correspondent. Simply snap a photo or two when you witness a hot mess in public and email them to me at Censibility@gmail.com

Tattoo's R US?

What is the fascination with the seemingly masochistic craze of tattoos? People pay an excessive amount of money to have ink jabbed into their skin via the equivalent of a dental drill. I have a small tattoo on my upper arm that was the result of boredom, impulse, and spontaneity.

If you haven't already joined this inked society, I would think twice before doing so. The following is an example of the distasteful nature of many tats: How tacky could she possibly be? If you are going to get a tattoo, you should certainly refrain from placing them on your hands, neck, face, chest etc. When I see people like this, I wonder who will actually hire them for a job. If you are going to get a tattoo, it should be in a more obscure place. This is much more important for women, as their clothing tends to reveal more skin. Tattoos of this nature make you look as if you just completed 5-10 in the state pen. Though she has a rather innocent face... those tats against that washed out complexion says she'll cut a bitch.

An ongoing trend that never seems to fade away are tattoos of names. I think this is absolutely GHETTOOOO... I don't care whose name it is, I just don't like it. For those of you who choose too plaster a name on your body, please have the god given COMMON CENSE :o) not to place the name of your mate anywhere on your body. Tattoos are permanent but relationships aren't. Be smart! Furthermore, why would you want to brand yourself as the property of someone else? Just because you place it in a more intimate area, doesn't make it acceptable. Think about the next guy or gal who'll have to stare at it... in between the sheets.

Head to Toe... No No's!!

For those with an undiscerning eye, you may be asking... "What's wrong with this picture?"

For the ladies... Why wear a pair of shoes you can't walk in (whether it's because of pain or a lack of grace)? Notice, this young woman is walking on the straps of her shoes. It's just as tacky to put band-aids on the back of your heels to prevent rubbing.

Don't let this be you... Opt for a pair of mules and you won't have to worry about the possibility of blisters. Thankfully her heels weren't crusty, that would've been another can of worms.


Now for this tragedy... While I'm all for wigs/weaves etc., they require maintenance.

When you're wig has developed split ends, you know there is a damn problem. The world would rather see your natural hair in any given state, rather than look at a wig that looks like roadkill after being dragged down a dirt road in the Mojave Desert.

Though I've seen much worse than this picture... I snapped it because I was in awe that she actually put a "scrunchy" on a wig. What is the point of wearing a wig with longer hair, if you don't want to deal with it? Perhaps she just wanted to experience the elation of a pony tail. Oy Vey!!!

Fashion goes Gaga!!!

Lady Gaga was working with more than just a "poker face" at the VMAs... Normally, she would be one of my picks for Worst Dressed, but clearly she was trying to make a statement as these looks were garrishly costumey. Six costume changes over the course of a few hours? Let's take a looksie:

Big Bird + Crow + The Mad Hatter + Phantom of the Opera = Lady Gaga?

1st costume change for her performance of "Paparazzi"

Who would've thought Satan was among us as Lady Gaga?

Miss Gaga's final looks of the evening... I can't figure out what that nest is on her head. However, I think we're looking at the successor of Amy Winehouse (train wreck)... If you look closely at the center picture, you can see Gaga "powered" her nose. This girl already appears certifiable... please let her stay away from drugs before she ends up singing her own rendition of "Rehab."

2009 MTV VMAs- Fave Peformances.

While Beyonce's "Single Ladies" (Video of the Year) routine was a crowd pleaser, it didn't steal the show for me. While I was entertained by Beyonce's performance, it was rather reminiscent of each of her performances... glitter and booty poppin. However there were 3 peformances that really embodied entertainment...

1.) Michael Jackson Tribute: feat. Janet Jackson

MTV Shows

This was my #1 pick. The entirety of the tribute was great... but Janet reigned supreme as she gave the performance of a lifetime singing "Scream" (duet w/Michael). Watching Janet in action felt like an old school throw back to 1989's "Rhythm Nation." Loved it! This woman is a true entertainer.

2.) Pink - "Sober"

P!nk - New Music - More Music Videos

I've always loved Pink because she never conforms to a mold. This was the mark of a true performer. Pink morphed into an acrobat for this trapeze act. She has always had an atheletic build, but who would've thought she could sing and flip around while suspended in the air. This girl is phenomenal.

3.) Last but definitely not least... Lady Gaga - "Paparazzi"

Lady Gaga - New Music - More Music Videos

What can I say about Lady Gaga? I'm still trying to figure out this performance, but it was hot. Loved the whole "Carey" like bloody ending. I really don't expect anything less... this is one sick chick and it's grrreattt.

Now while all of these new comers are great... I think we should pay homage to a true queen of performance... The following video is from the 1990 MTV Awards. In my opinion it is hands down the best musical performance during an awards show... esp MTV... Madonna ~ "Vogue"

Kanye West proves to be an IGNORANT PRICK.

Kanye West Storms The VMA Stage

Kanye West needs his ass WHOOPED!!! I've never seen anyone so rude, arrogant and absurdly pompous as this ugly ass critter. In the middle of Taylor Swift's acceptance speech for Best Female Video, this flamboyant prick (Kanye) managed to completely belittle her win. UNBELIEVABLE!!! WHAT NERVE!!!!

Now you see... Taylor is much better than me. She stood there awestruck like a damn deer caught in headlights. My first thought would have been to take that award and beat Mr. West into a bloody pulp. However, the more tamed, classier side of me would have made a rather wise comment such as... "Thank you Kanye for your MARVELOUSSS interpretation of a walking, talking dick... everyone give him a HAND."

This man really needs to be force fed a slice of humble pie. You would think after life changing events... i.e. laying on your death bed with your jaw wired shut or perhaps the sudden death of your mother, you would try to be a better person.

Kanye posted an apology on his official blog saying, "I feel like Ben Stiller in "Meet the Parents" when he messed up everything and Robert De Niro asked him to leave... That was Taylor's moment and I had no right in any way to take it from her. I am truly sorry." PLEASE!!! He isn't sorry for what he did. However, he was right in saying "I am truly sorry"... because he is one sorry ass excuse for a man.

Remember Kanye... you've only made it this far because of the little people. Ride this wave as long as you can because when it crashes... your ass is finished.

Hot Sloppy Messes

Why is it that those who opt to go without a bra are always those who need the most support?

Just look at this! Granted... it is the summer! However, what would possess her to put on that tank without a bra? If you look closely you can spot her nipple.

Lastly, I sincerely hope that she is pregnant, otherwise that loose gut is purely the result of gluttony... I mean really, you can locate her navel. Eww!

NEXTTTTT VICTIM PLEASE!!!

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse. Upon ascending from the sub-dwellings of NYC... this is what greeted me at the top of the stairs.

Before I rip into this Bodacious Boriqua... Who in the hell still uses a pay phone? I guess none other than The Big, The Bold & The Busted!!! I mean after all... with such a scanty, whorish ensemble, I'm going to assume there wasn't an available space to put a cell phone.

Once again, you can see the imprint of this victim's navel. The tawdry top exposes the entirety of her side and back. Clearly this top was not made for a woman of a certain size. I've said it before and I will say it again... JUST BECAUSE THEY MADE IT IN YOUR SIZE, DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD WEAR IT. I only wish the photo was clearer so you could see the resemblance between her and "Slimer" from The Ghostbusters.

Rag Time!!!

They say a picture is worth a thousand words... which is why I had to snap these shots on the train.

Where do I start? The warts on her face? No no no... Let's start with the overly bleached blond straw-like hair, parted ever so slightly to reveal several inches of new growth. Someone buy this woman a WIG. This is what happens when you go overboard with the chemicals.

Rather than slipping into some control hosiery, she opted to go for bare legs. WRONG MOVE!!! Her legs look as if they were filled with oatmeal and tapioca.

Let's discuss what I found to be the most disturbing and downright vomit inducing... Clearly that top is wayyyyy too small. Instead of sending that shit to the "Salvo" (when she likely grew out of it 20 years ago), she decided to hike that hideous pleated skirt up (damn near under her breasts). Being that she was unable to secure more than 2-3 buttons, this was her feeble attempt to hide what would have been a completely exposed midriff. However, as luck would have it, one of her rolls managed to play peek-a-boo.

Last but not least, one would think that she could have found a bra that would actually allow her breasts to sit on her chest rather than hiding under her arms.

On a positive note, I will give her some credit for trying to coordinate her cheetah print, peep-toe shoes with her knock-off Marc Jacobs bag. P.S. Ladies, no one will believe that you are really carrying a $1200 bag when the rest of you looks like $12.

I think it's safe to say she isn't reading the life & style section. The only thing she managed to achieve was the look of an aged Little Lotta.

College Yearbook... A WASTE!!!

Just finished peeling through my college yearbook that just arrived today. Now for the critique: Way too juvenile for a college yearbook. It is the equivalent of a H.S yearbook... The only thing that was missing was "senior superlatives." Did we really have a "well wishes" page for personal messages?

The cover was designed to resemble a magazine, complete with highlights from the school year. Who graces the cover? None other than our dopey ass, childlike mascot... the Red Dragon. The dumb thing looks like "Puff the Magic Dragon" except this prick is red. It would have been impossible for us to be a Division I school with such a silly school representative.

There were some fairly nice photographs of the campus (thought I'd throw that in to be positive).

Anyway, as for the actual pics... more than half of the graduating class failed to pose for a picture. What is the point of a yearbook if there is barely a soul in the damn thing. Some of those whose pictures are in the book should've skipped the photo session. How in hell are you going to show up for senior pictures in a damn sweatshirt? There was even a tawdry tiara that adorned one girl's head.

The closing page consisted of a slew of photos of the same damn people including the Senior Class President and friends... Really?

Not all pictures of the departmental faculty have there names listed... and if they were, they weren't listed in order from left to right... so you wouldn't know who the hell you were looking at unless you personally know the professor. Was this really edited?

I really wish I would have been more active in various areas while in school, to prevent such atrocities. I have a ton of ideas that would have made this book a much more unique way to remember a graduating (college) class. I'm sure some of you are saying, "if you know so much and have so much to say, why weren't you on the yearbook committee?" I have three words for you: KISS MY ASS!!! I had enough stress and crap piled on my plate, at least I had the good sense not to add anything extra and half-ass it just so I can list it on my resume or a grad school application. Bottom line... Those who can step, step! Those who cannot, step back!

Finally, I leave you with a quote from the President, Nancy Kleniewski: "I am confident that your education prepared you well for a successful future." Well Nancy... I sure wish I shared your confidence, because right about now... I am feeling BROKE, BUSTED and DIGUSTED.