tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25233820163204284462024-03-05T22:55:00.579-05:00Cense and CensibilityEntertainment, Advice, The Average Joe, and of course my own personal woes... What will I talk about? Who knows? I've decided that I need a larger space to record my countless rants. Like to hear it? Here it goes...DJ 2-Centshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14669433789737333230noreply@blogger.comBlogger60125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523382016320428446.post-70936168602966044772010-09-09T17:38:00.000-04:002010-09-09T17:38:00.761-04:00HIGH WatersThe flood is over! The land is dry. Why are his pants so damn high?The hem of his pants were playing hula hoop around his damn ankles. Solution? Try on your clothes before purchasing them. Sometimes you may need to opt for a longer inseam and have your pants tailored to the right length. Inseams usually present a problem for those of us who are tall or short. Either way, we should not be DJ 2-Centshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14669433789737333230noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523382016320428446.post-65443659845840610872010-09-09T16:00:00.000-04:002010-09-09T16:00:53.224-04:00Curb Your Dogs!!!At the first sign of good weather... women and men alike shed their tube socks and sneakers for flip flops and sandals. Unfortunately there are many of you who neglect to get a pedicure... and for some, a pedicure is the least of your worries:
Yes! This is just a few of the feet atrocities roaming the city. Some have so much crust on their heels, they'll need a chisel to remove all that dead DJ 2-Centshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14669433789737333230noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523382016320428446.post-10747260107885012742010-08-29T19:15:00.001-04:002010-08-29T19:21:36.144-04:00F is for FUCK!Well well well Ladies and Gentlemen... just when you think you've seen it all, someone or something manages to out trump everything else. Caution!!! The following is not for the fainthearted.
Censibility Street Correspondent Nicole C. provided this candid picture as taken by a friend.What else can I really say about this? I guess when Jungle Fever hits... it hits HARD (pun intended).
Who DJ 2-Centshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14669433789737333230noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523382016320428446.post-27096622073674132922010-07-07T21:47:00.000-04:002010-07-07T21:47:37.866-04:00Hateration! The 8th Deadly Sin.We're human! We love to share our triumphs with friends and family as well as our downfalls. Oddly enough, we are often blindly optimistic when believing those we put our faith in as a pal and a confidant...really have our best interest at heart.
Newsflash people! It's not the rolled eyes of a passerby as you cruise down the street in your 2010 BMW, nor the faint DJ 2-Centshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14669433789737333230noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523382016320428446.post-87173304713618578102010-04-04T23:27:00.000-04:002010-04-04T23:27:54.191-04:00St. Patty's Day DebacleOkay! I know this is rather late... but after going through the pictures in my phone, I felt it necessary to share the following crime of St. Patty's Day... DJ 2-Centshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14669433789737333230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523382016320428446.post-38724806161201820762010-03-16T17:06:00.003-04:002010-03-16T17:32:19.839-04:00"Telephone" Lady Gaga Ft. BeyonceI know I am rather late with posting this video, but it is still worth seeing. Hopefully, Gaga begins to receive the accolades she deserves for her work. For those of you who haven't seen this racey video, or if you loved it so much you want to see it again... here it is!DJ 2-Centshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14669433789737333230noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523382016320428446.post-58299705355593514322010-03-10T03:20:00.003-05:002010-03-12T00:56:32.504-05:00Mo'Nique Let's Loose Back Stage at The OscarsMo'Nique is truly a character. Most of you likely didn't stick around for the post-award show interviews of the winners, thus missing this thoroughly entertaining interview of Mo'Nique. She quickly returned to her normal, brash, comedic self. Check it out:DJ 2-Centshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14669433789737333230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523382016320428446.post-586007590598618032010-03-10T03:06:00.008-05:002010-03-12T00:55:31.824-05:00Barbara Walters Final Oscar Night Special - Mo'Nique and Sandra BullockFor those of you who didn't catch Barbara Walters' final Oscar night show, the following are two of the most candidly revealing and hilarious interviews of the special. Mo'Nique discusses her "open" marriage and sexual abuse... Sandra discusses "beating the shit" out of Meryl Streep. In my opinion, they are a MUST SEE!!! Enjoy!MoniqueSandra Bullock Part 1Part 2DJ 2-Centshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14669433789737333230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523382016320428446.post-69052111599369789432010-03-10T00:01:00.013-05:002010-03-10T16:59:11.411-05:002010 Oscars' Best DressedThis year, just about everyone seemed to get it right. However, the following are a few notable mentions, starting with the best of the best. Jennifer Lopez - Armani PrivéOnly J.Lo could pull off such an architectural runway masterpiece. She looks drop dead gorgeous in this pale pink luminescent gown and she knows how to strike a pose... VOGUE!!!Tom FordMr. Ford wearing his own creation is DJ 2-Centshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14669433789737333230noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523382016320428446.post-9800470401249716272010-03-08T20:45:00.017-05:002010-03-12T00:56:01.438-05:002010 Oscars' Worst DressedI hate to admit it, but I was hard pressed to compile a list of the worst dressed. The vast majority fell on the line of safety. There weren't any major fashion disasters which gives me less to write about, but of course I managed to write a citation or two for a few.Maggie GyllenhaalIt was certainly an audacious choice for Ms. Gyllenhaal, but she fell flat (no pun intended). First of all the DJ 2-Centshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14669433789737333230noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523382016320428446.post-89856996676106301162010-03-08T19:50:00.013-05:002010-03-09T22:45:08.799-05:00The Tragic Shoppers of WalgreensFrom New York to Georgia, Walgreens' seems to be home of the Big... the Bold... and the BUSTED!!!Although it isn't necessary to get dolled up to go to your local pharmacy, it is imperative to take a look in the mirror before you leave home. If not, the following could very well be you!!!First of all... Why in the hell is she picking up this big ass child, nonetheless to place her in this tiny DJ 2-Centshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14669433789737333230noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523382016320428446.post-32676452136587569832010-03-02T01:47:00.000-05:002010-03-02T01:47:09.984-05:00Salt N Pepa - "Push It"Long before their reality show, they were a powerful rap trio straight out of Queens, NY in the 1980's. The following song helped propel them to star status. Notice the asymetrical hairdos... gotta love the 80s.
"Push It"
DJ 2-Centshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14669433789737333230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523382016320428446.post-73139052840991893522010-03-02T01:00:00.000-05:002010-03-02T01:00:48.105-05:00Who's Sick of Seeing NY's Governor Paterson?Here ye! Here ye! To all of my fellow New Yorkers... Are you as sick of hearing about and seeing Governor Paterson as much as I am?
Everyone enjoys a juicy scandal, however none of Paterson's indiscretions are even remotely worth the amount of media attention he is receiving. Not even the thought of him fumbling to find the "wet-spot" on his mistress was tabloid worthy.
Last week DJ 2-Centshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14669433789737333230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523382016320428446.post-62547195412984755012010-02-25T17:49:00.001-05:002010-02-25T17:51:19.735-05:00The Faces of SwiftMulti-award winning country singer, Taylor Swift, has proved to be quite the breakout star. While I think her music fares closer to pop rather than country, she is a proven force to be reckoned with. With bippity boppity diddies like "Love Song" and "You Belong With Me," she virtually became an overnight success.
Swift has been nominated for approximately 89 awards of which 59 were won. AmongstDJ 2-Centshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14669433789737333230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523382016320428446.post-43366620783135878112010-02-10T22:25:00.000-05:002010-02-10T22:25:59.189-05:00Best 2010 Superbowl AdsFollowing the advice of my friend Frank, I decided to post a few of the best commercials from Superbowl Sunday.
E*Trade (My #1 pick)
These E Trade baby commercials never grow old. MILKA-WHAT? Baby girl was ready to cut a bitch.
Doritos
Doritos gave us many ads to choose from but this was by far their best. That little boy slapped the taste out of that man's mouth.
Doritos
A Doritos' DJ 2-Centshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14669433789737333230noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523382016320428446.post-71355295262578906932010-02-03T18:53:00.002-05:002010-02-04T00:30:38.616-05:00Best 2010 Grammy PerformancesHere are my picks for the best performances of the evening during this year's Grammy Awards.
LADY GAGA (w/Elton John) Best Performance of the Night.
Her performances never fail to impress. Too bad she has been consistently cheated out of awards that she deserves.
PINK
Another amazing acrobatic performance!
Andrea Bocelli and Mary J. Blige (Haiti - Bridge Over Troubled Water)
This was a DJ 2-Centshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14669433789737333230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523382016320428446.post-34462696755737163672010-02-03T18:20:00.000-05:002010-02-03T18:20:38.377-05:002010 Grammy's Best DressedHere is my list of red carpet winners from the 52nd Annual Grammy Awards:
LADY GAGA While you may not agree... Gaga walked the carpet like a true piece of abstract art in this Armani Privé confection. This galactic, almost angelic look is a far cry better than some of her previous demonic looks. Would you really expect anything less from her?
CommonCommon added style and flair by DJ 2-Centshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14669433789737333230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523382016320428446.post-6806919727300233262010-02-03T18:16:00.001-05:002010-02-03T18:22:19.608-05:002010 Grammy's WORST Dressed.There was an abundance of fashion disasters on the red carpet this year. I've tried my best to limit the number of inductees to this year's Worst Dressed list. Here it goes...
CiaraWearing Givenchy, Ciara managed to look like Pin Head's mistress from Hellraiser.
Imogen HeapWhat in the world was she thinking? Imogen, you are no Lady Gaga. She looks as if she is at the premier of the next SAW DJ 2-Centshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14669433789737333230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523382016320428446.post-64178174552944681462010-01-20T21:54:00.001-05:002010-01-20T22:35:14.748-05:00Worst Dressed List: 2010 Golden GlobesThere are always those who decide to brave the red carpet without the help of a good stylist... The end result? Well take a look for yourself...
Queen of the Worst: Tina Fey
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!!! Damn it, she looks like Mary Poppins. Couldn't her publicist or assistant have held the umbrella? This Zac Posen design is an eye sore. It appears to be some sort of whacked outDJ 2-Centshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14669433789737333230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523382016320428446.post-17463142099156915062010-01-20T21:47:00.001-05:002010-01-20T21:58:37.136-05:00Best Dressed List - 2010 Golden GlobesOkay... I really didn't see very many inspiring ensembles on the red carpet this year, so I decided to crown a Golden Globe King and Queen of the red carpet.
Best Dressed Female: Sandra Bullock
Sandra was stunningly beautiful as she worked the red carpet in this strapless Bottega Veneta gown. The shimmering violet was the perfect hue, and the sheerness of the skirt gave DJ 2-Centshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14669433789737333230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523382016320428446.post-8710376138374085442010-01-20T18:20:00.001-05:002010-01-20T18:22:12.495-05:00Golden Globe Winners!!!
And the Golden Globe goes to...
Best Motion Picture - Drama
Avatar
Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture - Drama
Sandra Bullock – The Blind Side
Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture - Drama
Jeff Bridges – Crazy Heart
Best Motion Picture - Musical Or Comedy
The Hangover
Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy
Meryl Streep – Julie &DJ 2-Centshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14669433789737333230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523382016320428446.post-66412742420505220082010-01-18T23:29:00.001-05:002010-01-18T23:39:15.468-05:00McDonald's Travesties!!!It appears that McDonald's is a safe haven for the disheveled. "In-Transit" Atlanta Street Correspondent, Kristen G. has contributed the following photos as snapped in good ol' Mickey D's...
YOU'VE GOT MAIL!!!
Come on now... Are you really trying to tell me that she doesn't feel at least a yard of material in her ass? She's created her very on "golden arch." I guess she didn't DJ 2-Centshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14669433789737333230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523382016320428446.post-10747517870063428572010-01-10T23:32:00.004-05:002010-01-11T00:20:26.136-05:00KFC Racist?The following Australian KFC commercial has raised claims of racism:The KFC "Cricket Survival Guide"... A white man in the center of a rowdy group of black cricket fans. The solution to this "awkward" situation? A bucket of fried chicken... "Too Easy!"KFC Australia claims that the commercial was misunderstood by Americans, as they do not share the same culturally based stereotypes as the U.S. TheDJ 2-Centshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14669433789737333230noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523382016320428446.post-7294498258928856702010-01-07T00:32:00.002-05:002010-01-07T01:03:48.577-05:00Drunken MariahMariah stepped on stage (practically dripping in alcohol) at the Palm Springs Film Festival to accept the Breakout Actress Award for her performance in "Precious."Take a look:Ohh Mariah!!! How are you gonna get your drunken ass on stage to accept an award?First of all, you should be so lucky to be honored with even the smallest award for your barely existent role in "Precious." If you're sloppy DJ 2-Centshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14669433789737333230noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523382016320428446.post-72358077642247053772010-01-06T23:03:00.002-05:002010-01-07T00:22:58.138-05:00Tiger Woods STRIPPEDWell, well, well... Take a look at Mr. Woods. At first site I asked, "Why would he pose for this picture?" However, I learned that this photo among others featured in the latest issue of Vanity Fair were snapped by famed photographer Annie Lebovitz four years ago. How ironic to now display these photos which appear to be an alter ego of the renowned golfer. Vanity Fair feeds into the DJ 2-Centshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14669433789737333230noreply@blogger.com0