Entertainment, Advice, The Average Joe, and of course my own personal woes... What will I talk about? Who knows? I've decided that I need a larger space to record my countless rants. Like to hear it? Here it goes...

Booty Poppin' Tatum



Who would have thought that GI Joe star Channing Tatum, was once a male stripper. As seen in the video, Tatum dropped it like it's hot back in the day. I guess this is why he was a natural choice for his break through dancing role in the movie Step it Up.

I guess a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do... but I'm not mad at him. Hell, if my jiggly-puff ass had a body like that, best believe I'd be stripping as well, after all... this damn degree of mine isn't making me any money. Shake what yo' mama gave ya!

However, word to the wise... In case you haven't figured it out by now... what's done in the dark, shall come to light.


E! News' take: http://video.aol.com/video-detail/e-news-now-e-news-now-e-news-now-channing-tatums-stripper-past/959724383

Hillary rips a Congolese student a new one.



I was thoroughly entertained by this clip. Hillary looked as if she was ready to release a hidden ghetto side on that guy. I can only imagine that Hilary must be truly sick of having to be seen as Mrs. Clinton. Why must her successes be attributed to her husband? This is a woman who graduated from Wellesley as well as Yale Law School, served as a senator for the State of New York and is now the Secretary of State, yet she is asked for her husband's opinion? Although this may have been a foreigner who asked this question, women are still subjected to such subordinating questions and comments. On it's face, the question may appear to be innocent, however it is simply a tactic used by men to opress and subjugate women... regardless to whether it is conscious or subconscious.

Kudos to you Hill... Keep ripping 'em new asses.

Can't we all just be friends?



A recent episode of Oprah focused on "amazing animals" and our relationships with them. While this was far from the most stimulating episode I've seen, in true Oprah style, it did manage to evoke thought.

There was a rather odd friendship between an Elephant (Tara) and a dog (Bella). I know... it sounds incredible. Watch the video (not from oprah but the same story). Who would ever thing that a massive elephant would be capable of such feelings especially towards a dog... and vice versa. Yet, from watching them together, it seemed like the most natural and loving relationship.

Anyway... I was just thinking that perhaps we could stand to learn something from animals. There is an astounding abundance of HATE in the world. We (mankind) hate people for their race, religion, gender, sexual orientation... it's really crazy. Hell, hate is even fueled by jealousy and envy. It's time we get over all of the trivial bullshit. If a damn dog and an elephant can be best friends, why in the hell can't we get it right. Drink Kool-Aid, not HaterADE!!!

John Mayer Thinks About Going GAY



"You're damn right I made out with him in a club," said heartthrob John Mayer on a cruiseship in April. Mayer admitted that previous allegations of him "making out" (over a year ago) with the very openly gay blogger Perez Hilton was in fact TRUE! Call me old fashioned, but no "straight" man is going to stick his tongue in another man's mouth... but oh! let me guess, it's okay if you say "no homo."

Now I am late as all hell with this information, but I'm just now reading my back issues of Life & Style and decided to do a little research into this. In addition to singer/songwriter... Mayer is quite the comedian. During his stand-up act, not only did he admit to making out with Perez, but when referring to the self proclaimed "Queen of all media" he said, "I will fuck you in the ass to shut you up, you are not wilder than me... once you challenge me, I will go ass to mouth with you."

Well now... I don't know about the rest of y'all but but in the words of the illustrious Wendy Williams, "How you doin? No wonder why he can't remain in a relationship with a woman... They're lacking a PENIS. Poor John... looking for love in all the wrong gender. Sorry buddy, but you can't make out with a man and verbalize possible bedroom antics and think that you can wake up the next day and claim HETERO... Looks like this was a comedic way to "coming out of the closet."

Well John... you're a welcomed edition to the community, but in the future you may want to set the bar a little higher.

Too Much for TV?



I absolutely love Joan Rivers. She is so candid and raw. The only thing that is fake about her is her face. Everyone should know by now that Joan is very protective of her daughter Melissa. She was like a lion protecting her cub on Celebrity Apprentice. While I do believe that her daughter rode to fame on her mother's coat tail... how inappropriate to crack a joke like that while interviewing someone of Joan's celebrity status? The damn nerve of those newscasters to become shocked and offended by Joan's choice of language... "just trying to be funny with her." If you want to be a damn comedian, you're in the wrong line of business. Why should she bother to respond with tact and laugh it off? You tell 'em Joan!
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