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2010 Grammy's WORST Dressed.

There was an abundance of fashion disasters on the red carpet this year. I've tried my best to limit the number of inductees to this year's Worst Dressed list. Here it goes...

Ciara
Wearing Givenchy, Ciara managed to look like Pin Head's mistress from Hellraiser.

Imogen Heap
What in the world was she thinking? Imogen, you are no Lady Gaga. She looks as if she is at the premier of the next SAW movie with that contraption around her neck... "Let's play a game..."

Rihanna
Rihanna is normally stunning in all that she wears. However, this Bajan bombshell failed to impress me in this Elie Saab frock. Some things should be left on the runway. While Rihanna's statuesque figure can pull off the high neckline, the draping at her hips made her look wide. Overall the dress seemed to be a bit much for her.

Brittany Spears
Brittany!!! Come on now! Are you serious? It looks like she is wearing a damn girdle. Can we say HOT MESS? She looks like she is attending the annual trailer park formal. I think the better question is, what the hell was Dolce & Gabbana thinking when they designed this crap?

Miranda Lambert
Dear God!!! At 26, country singer Miranda Lambert was successful at aging herself at least 30 years.
This dress is so wrong, is so many many many ways. It's just plain UGLY and the unflattering fit makes her look as wide as a house. Can someone hire me as their damn stylist?

Usher
Usher, you tried... but it just didn't work out. A three-piece suit along with a LARGE check shirt and a polka dot tie was literally an eye sore. He looked like a walking optical illusion.

Ne-Yo
Really Ne-Yo??? He nailed the pimp look, complete with two gals on his arms. Now he is hiring dates to maintain a facade? Just come out the damn closet already... How you doin?

Adam Lambert
Is anyone else getting sick of his desperate cries for attention? He looks like something out of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Pssst... Guess what Adam, you're never gonna be a Madonna or Lady Gaga.

Lea Michele
Glee's Lea Michele just can't seem to get it right. At the Golden Globes (right) she wore a stunning gown, but it was wayyy too much of a dress for her to pull off (especially being so young). It was also too dark. Now at the Grammys (left) she chooses a more age appropriate dress which is cute, HOWEVER... it looks almost as if she chopped off the bottom half of the dress that she wore at the Golden Globes. Switch it up Lea!!! Call me if you need help... and you do need help.

Beyonce
Many will disagree, but I'm seldom a fan of Beyonce's dress choices.
Don't get me wrong, I think the Stephanie Rolland gown the diva wore on the red carpet was gorgeous, but not on her. The detail on that gown is amazing. However, Beyonce is a very thick/curvaceous woman. The material of that gown seems awfully thick and the detail/craftsmanship adds dimension which makes Beyonce look bulky. I also think those large Etruscan earrings were a bit much.
Now take a look at the dress she wore when accepting her award. Again, I'm not sure why she is a fan of adding bulk, but this dress looks as if she smeared glue on herself and rolled around in loose scrap metal an tabs from soda cans. Beyonce continues to look more and more draggish each time I see her.

Who were your picks for the worst? Questions and comments are always welcome... leave your's below.
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