Entertainment, Advice, The Average Joe, and of course my own personal woes... What will I talk about? Who knows? I've decided that I need a larger space to record my countless rants. Like to hear it? Here it goes...
For those with an undiscerning eye, you may be asking... "What's wrong with this picture?" For the ladies... Why wear a pair of shoes you can't walk in (whether it's because of pain or a lack of grace)? Notice, this young woman is walking on the straps of her shoes. It's just as tacky to put band-aids on the back of your heels to prevent rubbing.Don't let this be you... Opt for a pair of mules and you won't have to worry about the possibility of blisters. Thankfully her heels weren't crusty, that would've been another can of worms.
Now for this tragedy... While I'm all for wigs/weaves etc., they require maintenance. When you're wig has developed split ends, you know there is a damn problem. The world would rather see your natural hair in any given state, rather than look at a wig that looks like roadkill after being dragged down a dirt road in the Mojave Desert.Though I've seen much worse than this picture... I snapped it because I was in awe that she actually put a "scrunchy" on a wig. What is the point of wearing a wig with longer hair, if you don't want to deal with it? Perhaps she just wanted to experience the elation of a pony tail. Oy Vey!!!
Lady Gaga was working with more than just a "poker face" at the VMAs... Normally, she would be one of my picks for Worst Dressed, but clearly she was trying to make a statement as these looks were garrishly costumey. Six costume changes over the course of a few hours? Let's take a looksie:
Big Bird + Crow + The Mad Hatter + Phantom of the Opera = Lady Gaga?
1st costume change for her performance of "Paparazzi"
Who would've thought Satan was among us as Lady Gaga?
Miss Gaga's final looks of the evening... I can't figure out what that nest is on her head. However, I think we're looking at the successor of Amy Winehouse (train wreck)... If you look closely at the center picture, you can see Gaga "powered" her nose. This girl already appears certifiable... please let her stay away from drugs before she ends up singing her own rendition of "Rehab."
Kanye West needs his ass WHOOPED!!! I've never seen anyone so rude, arrogant and absurdly pompous as this ugly ass critter. In the middle of Taylor Swift's acceptance speech for Best Female Video, this flamboyant prick (Kanye) managed to completely belittle her win. UNBELIEVABLE!!! WHAT NERVE!!!!
Now you see... Taylor is much better than me. She stood there awestruck like a damn deer caught in headlights. My first thought would have been to take that award and beat Mr. West into a bloody pulp. However, the more tamed, classier side of me would have made a rather wise comment such as... "Thank you Kanye for your MARVELOUSSS interpretation of a walking, talking dick... everyone give him a HAND."
This man really needs to be force fed a slice of humble pie. You would think after life changing events... i.e. laying on your death bed with your jaw wired shut or perhaps the sudden death of your mother, you would try to be a better person.
Kanye posted an apology on his official blog saying, "I feel like Ben Stiller in "Meet the Parents" when he messed up everything and Robert De Niro asked him to leave... That was Taylor's moment and I had no right in any way to take it from her. I am truly sorry." PLEASE!!! He isn't sorry for what he did. However, he was right in saying "I am truly sorry"... because he is one sorry ass excuse for a man.
Remember Kanye... you've only made it this far because of the little people. Ride this wave as long as you can because when it crashes... your ass is finished.
Why is it that those who opt to go without a bra are always those who need the most support?Just look at this! Granted... it is the summer! However, what would possess her to put on that tank without a bra? If you look closely you can spot her nipple.
Lastly, I sincerely hope that she is pregnant, otherwise that loose gut is purely the result of gluttony... I mean really, you can locate her navel. Eww!
NEXTTTTT VICTIM PLEASE!!!
Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse. Upon ascending from the sub-dwellings of NYC... this is what greeted me at the top of the stairs.
Before I rip into this Bodacious Boriqua... Who in the hell still uses a pay phone? I guess none other than The Big, The Bold & The Busted!!! I mean after all... with such a scanty, whorish ensemble, I'm going to assume there wasn't an available space to put a cell phone.
Once again, you can see the imprint of this victim's navel. The tawdry top exposes the entirety of her side and back. Clearly this top was not made for a woman of a certain size. I've said it before and I will say it again... JUST BECAUSE THEY MADE IT IN YOUR SIZE, DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD WEAR IT. I only wish the ph
oto was clearer so you could see the resemblance between her and "Slimer" from The Ghostbusters.
For those with an undiscerning eye, you may be asking... "What's wrong with this picture?" 
Now for this tragedy... While I'm all for wigs/weaves etc., they require maintenance. 
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