Entertainment, Advice, The Average Joe, and of course my own personal woes... What will I talk about? Who knows? I've decided that I need a larger space to record my countless rants. Like to hear it? Here it goes...
The flood is over! The land is dry. Why are his pants so damn high?
The hem of his pants were playing hula hoop around his damn ankles. Solution? Try on your clothes before purchasing them. Sometimes you may need to opt for a longer inseam and have your pants tailored to the right length. Inseams usually present a problem for those of us who are tall or short. Either way, we should not be able to see your socks while you are standing.
*Side note: Pants that are too long look sloppy instead of silly. There is no reason for your pants to drag on the ground. Last but not least, ladies... do not wear wide-leg/bootcut pants with heels. What's the point if your entire shoe is covered? I've seen many women trip as the seam of their pants have caught onto the heel of their shoe. If you bust your ass... we will laugh!
At the first sign of good weather... women and men alike shed their tube socks and sneakers for flip flops and sandals. Unfortunately there are many of you who neglect to get a pedicure... and for some, a pedicure is the least of your worries:
Yes! This is just a few of the feet atrocities roaming the city. Some have so much crust on their heels, they'll need a chisel to remove all that dead skin. Others have more corns, bunions, hammer toes and fungus ridden toenails than a little bit. Some just have ugly ass feet, no two ways around it. Chipped and worn off nail polish is also unbecoming. Lest we forget those of you who appear to be trying out for the Guiness Book of World Records for the longest toenails.
Men seem to be more self-conscious when it comes to revealing their feet... then again, maybe they are the only ones with enough sense to keep their feet under wraps if their feet look like hell. Women on the other hand seem to care less.
Listen! I understand that everyone can't have visually appealing feet, but damn it... please keep your dogs covered when they look as if you've been walking over hot coals all of your life. Sandals just aren't for everyone!!!
*1st photo taken by Street Correspondent, Kristen G.
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