Although it isn't necessary to get dolled up to go to your local pharmacy, it is imperative to take a look in the mirror before you leave home. If not, the following could very well be you!!!
First of all... Why in the hell is she picking up this big ass child, nonetheless to place her in this tiny shopping cart. Newsflash parents of the world, if your child is too large to fit in the front portion of the cart (which is designated for a child)... then they are too damn old and too damn big to be riding in the shopping cart as if they just stepped off the short bus.
Now for the real business at hand... Why? Oh dear God WHY do some women refuse to wear their actual size? If it weren't for those massive white bloomers her entire ass would be exposed. I know you're probably thinking that her gut only fell out because she was lifting a 70+lb kid. Wrong!!! Her unfab flab was hanging out long before that, it just took me awhile to snap the pic.
Solution to this unflattering wardrobe malfunction? Don't squeeze your big ass in something two sizes too small.
Nexxxttttt!!!
Even in his death people have spotted "The King," so it shouldn't be too far fetched to believe that Censibility Street Correspondent, Kristen spotted The Godfather of Soul in an Atlanta Walgreens...
I think this woman is lost (Yes! I did say "woman"). She somehow found herself in the beauty aisle when clearly she needs to be in haircare. Worry about face later honey, because your head looks like a rabid animal that was dragged down a dirt road after being hit by a Mack truck.
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LOL you are horrible...and I love it.
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