A Tale of Jack...

JACK SPRAT COULD EAT NO FAT...

HIS WIFE?

WELL... SHE COULD EAT NO LEAN!

AND SO BETWEEN THEM BOTH YOU SEE...

THEY LICKED THE PLATTER CLEAN!

Yes! They are in fact a couple... Though he looks severly depressed as he sits there;

I knew for sure they were together when she grabbed the back of his chair and dragged

him next to her.