Anyone who knows me... knows that I cannot stand the "Classic" Uggs. There is absolutely nothing attractive about that boot. For those of you who are fellow New Yorkers, you probably know that young girls from Long Island tend to gravitate towards these hideous fashion faux-pas.
Birds of a feather... flock together!
(Photo courtesy of Street Correspondent, Kerri K.)
What is the fascination with these boots? Why do people spend upwards of $200 for a pair? Those of you who swear by them will attest to their comfort and warmth as the reason for donning them in the streets. Well, I think there are some subconscious reasons that you've yet to consider, after all I've seen girls wear them with skirts in 70F degree weather.
The sheepskin provides warmth and comfort while preventing moisture (NOT WATERPROOF); However, I believe those are secondary reasons. This is a style conscious world we live in... and for those who aren't conscious?... They get featured on my blog!
I believe that some advantageous Hollywood starlet, dared to be different by purchasing these boots before they gained any popularity. She was likely photographed and featured in various tabloids and then... a TREND was born. Eventually as the trend began to wane with the "Who's Who?" of the entertainment industry, the UGGs phenomena trickled down to the average folk... and they just won't let it go.
I've said it before and I will say it again... Uggs make your feet look like that of Chewbacca or a Sasquatch. Even worse, after awhile they become broken-in, taking on the form of your foot. This along with water, dirt, and salt stains make for one helluva site for sore eyes. The larger the persons feet... the worse they look.
Aside from the fact that they are not visually appealing; in my opinion... The "classic" Uggs tend to shorten the leg while adding bulk. What does this mean? They make you look shorter and wider.
Ugg Australia offers a wide variety of alternatives on their website. Ladies, consider the Classic Argyle, Cardy, or the Lo Pro Drawstring from their knitted collection. If you interested in leather, take a look at the "Roseberry" boot in their Fashion collection. These are a more fresh and fashionable alternative to the classic boot. There is a slew of other boots, shoes, etc. to choose from.
Gentlemen... I never want to see any of my fellow brethren sporting a pair of Classic Uggs.
For those of you who would rather die than go without your Classic Uggs. I implore you... please do not try to glam these boots up. Just wear them for their functionality and warmth. Most importantly, think twice before wearing them with spandex/leggings or a skirt.
P.S. The "Ultra Tall/Short" boots are almost as bad as the Classic.
*Many thanks to Kerri K., Cense & Censibility Street Correspondent for the photo contribution.
*Feel free to post your comments below.
Wearing a "bandanna/night scarf" in public, at a restaurant, and matching it to your shirt... is certainly a SIN. 
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