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St. Patty's Day Debacle

Okay! I know this is rather late... but after going through the pictures in my phone, I felt it necessary to share the following crime of St. Patty's Day...
                                       Bodaciously Green...
MY GOD!!! Even her friend looks astonished at the rate she is putting away that drink.
Naturally when I saw the fishbowl drink, I assumed her group of girlfriends would be sharing it. It appears the bartender had the same idea based on the number of straws. I guess we were wrong... dead wrong.

*Word to the wise... if you are a big bitch/bastard, you need to be cautious of how you eat and drink in public, otherwise you risk looking like a gluttonous pig.
Here are a few tips to remember:
1. Take small bites and/or spoon/forkfulls.
2. Never wear your napkin on your chest or neck.
3. Do not wear colors that will easily show stains.
4. To prevent the problems associated with #1 or 2... only order
clear drinks and do NOT order anything adorned with sauces or butter.
5. Try to supress bodily functions i.e. belching, etc.
6. Most IMPORTANTLY!!! ALWAYS leave some food on your plate
and DO NOT eat the garnish.
 
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