Worst Dressed List: 2010 Golden Globes

There are always those who decide to brave the red carpet without the help of a good stylist... The end result? Well take a look for yourself...

Queen of the Worst: Tina Fey

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!!! Damn it, she looks like Mary Poppins. Couldn't her publicist or assistant have held the umbrella? This Zac Posen design is an eye sore.  It appears to be some sort of whacked out psychedelic snake print. Thank God she had the good sense not to wear a necklace. Beyond the hideous print, the full/bell skirt stops a few inches above her ankles to reveal a pair of champagne colored d'orsay pumps complete with a bow. She could've at least found a shoe to offset the dress. The length and style of the gown manages to make her look short and stumpy. 

King of the Worst: Mickey Rourke

My my my... How did he manage to resurface? First of all, whoever his plastic surgeon is needs to be SUED! He looks absolutely horrific. I think I would be scared shitless if I saw him in person. Now! With that said, knowing you already look like a creation of Madame Tussaud.; Mickey, what could you have possibly been thinking when choosing this get-up? Croc lapels... Taupe cowboy hat? My goodness, he looks like one of the Village People, dressed up for a red carpet event. The chic on his arm doesn't look much better.

Honorable mentions...

Mariah in Herve Leger - Cleavage overboard! Those funbags need to be deflated. They're too large and overly exposed (as always)... Not a bad dress, but it does nothing for her.

"If I Could Turn Back Time..." Looks like Morticia... oh I mean Cher successfully turned it back with this velvet/lace frock. 

 

Drew Barrymore in Atelier Versace: These nude colors only work on certain people.

The color completely washes her out. Beyond the color... what is up with those hideous looking sea urchins adorning the dress?

Quentin Tarantino: Black on black on black... he looks like an undertaker, and what is that little tuquoise/silver chain? P.S. his girl looks like she is wearing the latest from the Reynold's Wrap Collection.

1980's Prom dress? Heidi Klum's style is beginning to look cheaper by the dozen.

*Check out my picks for Best Dressed Male/Female: Click Here!

Best Dressed List - 2010 Golden Globes

Okay... I really didn't see very many inspiring ensembles on the red carpet this year, so I decided to crown a Golden Globe King and Queen of the red carpet.

Best Dressed Female: Sandra Bullock

Sandra was stunningly beautiful as she worked the red carpet in this strapless Bottega Veneta gown. The shimmering violet was the perfect hue, and the sheerness of the skirt gave the slight illusion of elongation. Her upswept hair with cascading curls and minimal jewelry completed the look. Kudos Ms. Bullock!!!

Best Dressed Male: Chase Crawford

Gossip Girls' Chase Crawford, was dashingly dapper in Dolce & Gabbana. This tux was tailored to the T! The thin shawl collar paired with a thin tie, a subtly patterned pocket square, and slim cut trousers create a fresh and age appropriate look for the young star.


Check out my picks for WORST DRESSED: Click Here!

Golden Globe Winners!!!

And the Golden Globe goes to...

Best Motion Picture - Drama
Avatar

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture - Drama
Sandra Bullock – The Blind Side

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture - Drama
Jeff Bridges – Crazy Heart

Best Motion Picture - Musical Or Comedy
The Hangover

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy
Meryl Streep – Julie & Julia


Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture - Musical Or Comedy
Robert Downey Jr. – Sherlock Holmes

Best Performance by an Actress In A Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Mo'nique – Precious: Based On The Novel Push By Sapphire

Best Performance by an Actor In A Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Christoph Waltz – Inglourious Basterds

Best Animated Feature Film
Up

Best Director - Motion Picture
James Cameron – Avatar

Best Screenplay - Motion Picture
Up In The Air - Written by Jason Reitman, Sheldon Turner

Best Television Series - Drama
Mad Men (AMC)

Best Performance by an Actress In A Television Series - Drama
Julianna Margulies – The Good Wife (CBS)

Best Performance by an Actor In A Television Series - Drama
Michael C. Hall – Dexter (SHOWTIME)

Best Television Series - Musical Or Comedy
Glee (FOX)

* For the complete list of winners CLICK HERE.

McDonald's Travesties!!!

It appears that McDonald's is a safe haven for the disheveled. "In-Transit" Atlanta Street Correspondent, Kristen G. has contributed the following photos as snapped in good ol' Mickey D's...

YOU'VE GOT MAIL!!!

Come on now... Are you really trying to tell me that she doesn't feel at least a yard of material in her ass?  She's created her very on "golden arch." I guess she didn't get to McDonalds in time so her ass decided to eat the clothes off her body.

From the tote, to the extra wide khakis... to the retro Jordans... I am just disgusted.

Knowing the thick nature of khakis, I am puzzled how the dimples in that massive Granny Smith managed to show through the fabric.
 Ma'am... Ma'am... Please pull those pants out of your crack!

NEXXXTTT!!!!

Different case... but still just as sad...

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Photos are always appreciated... so feel free to send them in to Censibility@gmail.com and be a Censibility correspondent.

KFC Racist?

The following Australian KFC commercial has raised claims of racism:

The KFC "Cricket Survival Guide"... A white man in the center of a rowdy group of black cricket fans. The solution to this "awkward" situation? A bucket of fried chicken... "Too Easy!"

KFC Australia claims that the commercial was misunderstood by Americans, as they do not share the same culturally based stereotypes as the U.S.

The company stated, "It was a light-hearted reference to the West-Indian cricket team." No further explanation was provided as to the details of the West-Indian "reference." However, KFC assures their commitment to diversity and offers their apologies while removing the advertisement from Australian TV.

What are your thoughts? Do you think the ad is racist? Please comment below.

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Drunken Mariah

Mariah stepped on stage (practically dripping in alcohol) at the Palm Springs Film Festival to accept the Breakout Actress Award for her performance in "Precious."

Take a look:

Ohh Mariah!!! How are you gonna get your drunken ass on stage to accept an award?
First of all, you should be so lucky to be honored with even the smallest award for your barely existent role in "Precious." If you're sloppy when you drink... don't drink, especially when you know you may very well be on camera. It was like watching a train wreck. She couldn't even form a damn sentence.

But ya know what Mariah... I'm not mad at you. You're human and you can sing your ass off so keep it sloppy. I love a fun drunk!

Tiger Woods STRIPPED

Well, well, well... Take a look at Mr. Woods. At first site I asked, "Why would he pose for this picture?" However, I learned that this photo among others featured in the latest issue of Vanity Fair were snapped by famed photographer Annie Lebovitz four years ago. How ironic to now display these photos which appear to be an alter ego of the renowned golfer.

Vanity Fair feeds into the sensationalism of Tiger's current scandal by running these photos as the main selling point of this issue. Once, the seemingly quintessential suburban family man... a good ol' well rounded Black boy if you will; Tiger is now depicted as strong and menacing... thuggish!

This is an image that is all too prevalent when it comes to Black men in the media. They usually appear to be hyper-masculine with a prevalent theme of violence. So if you ask me... I will tell you that there is an underlying racial connotation to these photos.

While these pictures may have been taken some time ago, there is no mistake that they've surfaced to the cover of this magazine for a reason. Feature covers may be decided months in advance, but a team of editors have the ability to go back to the drawing board at any given time.

Admittedly, Tiger does look rather attractive in this photo and I don't really consider him an attractive guy. So... what does that say? Is this the standard of sexy for a Black man? It is certainly the relentless, undying portrayal of a Black man. Don't believe me? Take a look at other black men in the media. Tiger was one of the very few considered by some as "white-bred"... However, never quite Black enough among African Americans, and certainly not White among Caucasians. No matter how Tiger defined or redefined his race... If there was ever any question... Ms. Lebovitz and Vanity Fair managed to remind the world of his dominant race.

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